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Madame Million's Horoscopes
by Madame Million

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Plan some travel, even if it's just downtown. It will do you a world of good to get away and do something for yourself. You may find that the new surroundings creep into your art and writing and offer valuable inspiration. Blinking lights will be a distraction.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
You've agreed to do something that you shouldn't have, and will need to come up with a graceful way to wriggle out of it. If worst comes to worst, just admit that the agreement was a mistake and take your lumps; it won't come out quite as badly as you fear. Consider spicing up your art and writing with something unexpected in the setting.

Aries (March 21 - April 20)
Your muse will be remarkably compliant this month. Make use of her, quick, before she gets fickle. Seeing some projects through to completion will make marvelous inroads on your self-esteem. You may have some difficulties with sleep this month.

Taurus (April 21 - May 20)
Romance is in the air, and in the most unexpected places. Your art and writing may suffer from new demands on your time, but your mood and attitude will be at a record high. Wear comfortable clothing, and make lots of lists.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Time to ponder a change of diet; the current one isn't doing you right, or is too much of a drain on your pocketbook. Food will play an important role in your art and writing, and you should pursue the idea. A frustration in your life will take a front seat this month, but facing it down should get rid of the problem.

Cancer (June 21 - July 20)
A matter of betrayal will have you on an emotional rollercoaster, but the plus side is that it will be good for inspiration. Actually finishing anything will be difficult, but the good ideas will be free flowing. Make time for your feet. They need your attention.

Leo (July 21 - August 21)
Some training or exercises will pay off this month, and you will note a distinct improvement in your creative work. Don't let it go unpracticed, or you will lose your forward progress! Fuzzy things will play a big role this month.

Virgo (August 22 - September 22)
What a month! It will be gone before you even have a chance to notice, you will be so busy and inspired. You will learn new uses for an old tool that will save you a lot of time and effort. Don't let your friends slip through the cracks, no matter how busy you get.

Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Color! You'll feel like you've been living in black and white compared to the infusion of color into your life this month. Use it everywhere, and brighten up that room or closet. It will greatly improve your mood and you'll notice that other people appreciate your change in color usage.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 22)
You're going to feel pretty bland and uninspired most of the month, with spurts of creative energy. Try finishing up some of those half-done pieces, you'll be absolutely tickled with the results, even if the actual process feels like pulling teeth. It's time to look up someone you've been avoiding lately.

Sagittarius (November 23 - December 20)
Water will haunt you this month. You will be compelled to draw it and write it, and drink it. You won't be able to get enough of it! Consider your future plans some this month, there will be some transient opportunities that you shouldn't miss.

Capricorn (December 21 - January 19)
Stick with the safe stuff this month. Don't try treading out to new genre's or medias. Though you may have moderate success if you do, you will find it difficult and aggravating. Bathroom humor will seem particularly funny this month.



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